My Bro Is Awful

.. like really!
Whilst I had an injury once real bad and nearly lost the function of my right (!) hand (all went well) and have scars people often ask me about (I don´t see 'em anymore), Bro takes it in bits and pieces.

Last one... an axe in the foot - right after his wife bought him new safety shoes!!! Which he didn´t wear, certainly. But he took care in advance to buy a real good axe that has "life-time-guarantee" (for whom, huh?!)...

Boy, oh-Boy! Is signed sick, foot is swollen, sewn with six stiches, Wife has to care about everything - is like haveing two Babies!

Dear Bro, if you get that bored that you peep in here: Stop doing such stupid things!!!

On another one: Rainy today, so we don´t go into the city. Ingo even turned on the heating again!
Pizza is ordered and will be here at 6 (no ham).
Will cost 7,85 € - is it ok to give ten anyways or do I kill prices with this? After all... it´s nasty weather...