Yesterday: I sleep with ear protection, my right ear is near-to-deaf, I cannot find directions that are audible.
I am on holiday, forgot to switch off the phone - 5:00 a.m. ... phone wakes me up, just where???
Not at my night-table.
And why do I hear it through the closed door? With ear-protection!
But then my brain often wakes me at 04:00 a.m. to check if Ingo got up, so reckon it was my brain.
Off with the ear-protection and on the search to the phone!
Not at my PC-table... it sounds like kitchen.
Not on the table, sounds like Microwave. WHAT?
OK, change of plan (it is 05:01 a.m. and I´m on holiday, it is dark).
> Get.Your.Glasses!!! (I am very short-sighted)
Didn´t help. I heard the ring but didn´t see it!
Like in Perth 2017(?) - Matrjoschka #1:
I put my red hat in a bag, Ingo put the bag in my backpack whilst I got two pints of beer.
When I wanted my red hat it was "gone".
Asked for my red hat. Two words: Red hat.
Barkeeper in panic: Lost Redhead!!!!
I didn´t hear the difference and it was a bit of chaos.
I was asked about the size!!! I´d bought the hat in the kid´s section but luckily said, a bit pis#ed already, "well... MY size!!"
They thought I lost my child. My hair is reddish > Redhead.
Really. IF I had a child and lost it in a bar (???) I would say boy/girl, size (OK we get there) what the kid is wearing. I would be precise.
> Tuesday went to ESE and put the phone in my backpack.
Ingo took the backpack for grocery shopping and put it where it belongs, beside the microwave.
Phone was still in there.
GAH.
Luckily I remembered I´d put it in there for... hahaha... in case I get lost.
Old people need fixed places, lesson learned!
On the other hand: brain needed to find the solution and it did.
Sö:Fixed places, other: Matrjoschka gets you!!!
... or half of her...
Hihihi.... "Sö" > typing-error from my side. East Germans from Saxony say "söööö".
Sweet memories of Tuscany. Our bus driver (and all) where from there.
It was an Educational trip and Grit was Ingo´s age, Jens mine. We had educational fun!
Of course I bought that apron...
We are Germans, right. So, all the beer that was left Jens gave to us all... in that apron - it was hilarious. But...
What a beginning of the day that was.
Hope I made you laugh...