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From FB´s Group "Damn, That's Interesting ·
THIS IS A KEEPER!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.— feeling crazy.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
"May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."
I could imagine this even is a real story!
1924
A woman behind the wheel of a convertible, watched by her husband and a car salesman, hoping to close the deal."
Henry 🦁
Do you know who you are?
25 comments:
The whole experience of flying is a horror story.
I like this story though, Iris.
This was more about how cool she put that rude guy down - wish I was that quick and brave...
Aw, well, with all the entertainment on board it is quite OK. Minus the process to get on board at all..
Good story!
Yep!
🤣 I wish I could think that fast on my feet.
What a witty story
A great story, laughed the first time, and this time! Good for her (or whoever thought this up!) And I loved Henry's look today! Cheers!
Yes, right!!
She stayed polite ;-)
Wow, I think I would have lost it. Kudos to the United employee. Not only did she keep her cool, but she kept her sense of humor!
I hope that really happened!
Oh she is brilliant! I love her.
That's a great story. I do hope that really happened. hugs-Erika
I feel sorry for those who works for airlines.
I've heard that one before and it is still very funny! That man got what he deserved.
Yes, I thought worth sharing! Henry says thank you!
Yes, I´d rather lost it, also!!! If true she politely hurt that idiot.
So yes!
Right? Wish I was that cool and quick!
Yes, I hope so, too, and in any case, now we know how to handle those idiots, right? Hugs to that!
Well, she did a fun job!
Yep, send him into the cargo-area! Wish I was that clever and quick!
Good for her, obviously the guy was a hole.
YES. And she... I think he was much smaller stepping back in line... wish I was that smart and quick - and still "polite!
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