Thursday, March 11, 2021

Mambo - Waiting For Thermen-Mann

                 
 
Those who know me personally know I am truly German-German.
You say you wanna be here 09:00 a.m., I EXPECT you to be here 09:00 a.m. latest.
 
09:11. Still waiting.
For the guy who wants to check our heating system.
I have an idea, why he´s late, turn on the sound, I give you the translation of Herbert Grönemeyer´s song "Mambo" right underneath (see, two posts today, boy am I bored!)
              

                   

I do hate nothing more
then being late
The sun burns
And it's hot in the car
A horn concert as of a thousand trumpets
I want to come to you
Now I'm here
Shit

Ah, I have been driving for hours
Here so my rounds
It drums the motors
It booms in my ears
I find no parking
I come to you too late
My darling
You sit with coffee and cake
And I have to look for further

At every corner standing police
Lurking like Panther
Ready to jump
Here you can not park
That you can forget
They have  have everything under control
Far and wide

Oh, I have been driving for hours...

Car starts cooking
Pulse to throw
Will slowly panic
Sweaty
It is unbelievable
So many cars
Do they not have any home?
I want to come to you


Oh, I have been driving for hours...

Car starts cooking...

Henry 🦁...


09:20... nothing yet!!!
 
Addendum: 09:30 I called the company, maybe I got the wrong Thursday?
Nope, he found a parking space a couple of minutes later.
And I think you would freak out learning how I write right now: In our kitchen our heating system gets checked. Neither of us wears a mask - I asked and he said, "it´s OK, we keep the distance", and mind you, none of us being in the risk group, it´s OK.
Key word: DISTANCE! Corinna won´t jump 5 meters, right 😉

And since Ingo´s not here to help with the heavy microwave and the guy had to pull up his shirt and move it alone, Ingo made him this:


Let´s see (he is STILL at work)...






21 comments:

Tom said...

...I like to be on time and have others be on time too, but I'm old enough to know that this rarely happens.

Iris Flavia said...

Laurie, one has to, right :-)

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Tom, mostly t happens, luckily! This was really annoying (though I understood).

William Kendall said...

Delays do happen.

Iris Flavia said...

I am German... I am always, as my Dad taught me rather 10 minutes early than 5 minutes late...

magiceye said...

Ah in INdia IST (Indian Standard Time) is sarcastically called Indian Stretchable Time.

Iris Flavia said...

You at least got humor!

Jeanie said...

I hate it when people are more than a few minutes late. I'm willing to cut slack for time or traffic or problems but a lot of times, it's not that! I always try to be early! But what a fun post!

Jeff the Chef said...

You would not like the place where I spend my summers. There, people will generally only commit to a day, not a time. "I'll be there on Friday." You try to press them further, and you might get "in the morning."

Bertiebo said...

I'm always in time. Always. I'm your neighbour of course, that's it

gigi-hawaii said...

Well...at least he showed up! LOL.

Stevenson said...

We have a phrase here called "Filipino Time" because Filipinos are so late! even on simple gatherings, when we want everybody to be at a certain place at a certain time, we would have to adjust it by 2 hours so they will arrive on time, like, Ok guys let's meet at 8am (so 10 am we will be complete by then) HAHAHAHA Very very very bad.

LOVE The shirt origami that Ingo Did! I wanna know how to do that! hahaha

Iris Flavia said...

hJeanie, yes, he should´ve known parking space is rare and start earlier or call me...

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Jeff, that would drive me nuts!

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Bertiebo, yes, it´s being polite, too!

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gigi, yes, but argh!

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Stevenson, TWO HOURS?!!!
The shirt is so easy even I can do it, here goes - even as business-thingy :-)

Bill said...

That's like our internet hookup guy, he showed up extremely late but what are you going to do. Smile, let him do his work and be glad that it's over.

RedPat said...

I hate being late so I am usually early! ;-)

Spare Parts and Pics said...

Interesting heating system, never heard of that before. Hope it is all fixed up for you! I figure if they are going to be late, they should at least have the courtesy to call you.

My name is Erika. said...

I'm with you. I hate being late. I will stress out so much if I end up being late. I hate waiting for repairmen/women too. And I'm not even German.

River said...

Is that your fridge hung up on the wall? Or is that the heating system which just looks like a fridge?
I'm always early or on time too, I hate being late.

Iris Flavia said...

Bill, yes, that´s what I did... you have but a choice....

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RedPat, yes, and if (happened once because a colleague I had to take was late) the next colleague was worrying already...

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Spare Parts and Pics, yes, especially in times of mobile phones!

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Erika :-) "not even German" made me laugh!

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River, that´s our heating system :-) Our fridge stands firmly on the ground!

Amypie71 said...

I think that's the case with most tradesmen though, here they are pretty good but I"m a bit old school I think if someone has an appt to be there, then a phone call saying otherwise would be nice manners.

Iris Flavia said...

Yes, esp with mobile phones!!!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I was sure I had left a comment here, but obviously not. Nice of Ingo to give the man a generous tip.