And Don´t You Grow Fat!

 

 Wanted to get errands from Ingo´s trunk and look what I found!!!

I could barely open it! 

Or fit in!

Went back inside to get my cam cause I had a look at the idiot´s car from behind, and look:

 

See how close the next car parked?! I took pics of the number plate and if there is ONE scratch on Ingo´s car I sure send the pic from that dude to the police.

I didn´t take a pic of the second dude´s number plate cause people were already watching and it´s none of my business, either.

I have the number of who might do the damage.

Also note: Neither of them have Braunschweig-plates so WHAT THE HECK do they park here?! 

Yes, by law they are allowed to do that but actually this is for residents. So many here from Hanover, Wolfsburg, Gifhorn, Hamburg, Celle - where are we supposed to park, those who live here?!

I am SO thankful I have no car no more! 

Once I was squeezed in like that, too. 05:12 a.m. I had to leave. It took me forever to get out of that place, luckily my car at least beeped in the back.

What idiots roam this world?!

But then... where are they supposed to park their cars?

The formerly free lots leading to the CBD all cost money now, hence the people come here.

Our mayor, excuse me for saying this, is a dumbass.

At one point people will say: 

 

"Yes, Braunschweig is nice, but parking is so expensive, if I wanna go shopping I go someplace else !"

And then? Shop after shop again will have to close down and there he sits with empty parking lots all over. Douchebag, that.

The series with Henry´s 🦁 cousin:

 

 

 "30 bizarre wildlife facts that are actually true

 

Tigers also have striped skin

 

Tigers are known to have striking, striped fur. Thanks to a process called “disruptive coloration,” which mimics natural sunlight, tigers can visually blend in with grasses and trees to camouflage themselves. They may be obvious to the human eye, but most of their prey (such as deer) cannot see shades of orange and therefore cannot easily recognize them.

What's also interesting is that tiger skin is also striped - each pattern is as unique as a human fingerprint."

 

With this I join...

 

 

Eileen.

 

Do you have such human idiots in your area, too?

Ingo took care in front of him is enough space where no one is allowed to park. 

Sometimes Ingo searches for a parking space for 30-60 minutes!!!

I once roamed around 45 minutes and then had to walk 10 minutes to get home and I needed to pee!!! Like I was coming from my Brother´s place (one-hour-drive) who gave me a huge glass of Coca Cola so I won´t fall asleep. 

Never do that. Never drink and hop in the car.

 

Once I was stuck for 4 hours (!!!) cause a truck with wildlife (chicken or such) crashed.

It was winter, bushes naked and my colleague laughed his head off.

I´d brought, as usual, coffee for the office, which we shared out of boredom. Do never. Not with a man. They have HUGE bladders.

His leather co-driver´s car seat nearly got stripes, also!!!!