And It Happened That Way

Well, this was 1995.
We´ve been together only about half a year and decided to go to Australia for 6 months, living in a car aka being together 23/7!

Or, well 23:30/7 ;-)
How long do you need to go pee and such!

Whew, you hardly know each other after 6 months, too.

Well, one morning Ingo woke me with the very most stupid words:

DON´T LOOK TO THE LEFT!

I slept on the left, I DID look (huhhhh, surprise!) - and there it was.

I certainly did NOT wear my glasses and I could see it!!!

I stomped over poor Ingo just to get OUT!!!
(I never know where or if I hit him, he says all good).

I laugh as I write this cause all turned out just fine.

So... there I stood, no glasses, practically blind.

And then I heard it!

CLACK... CLACK.... ewww!

Ingo had opened the trunk, had his tripod to fight off the moss and it was THAT big.... ewwwww.... ewwwww, bigger than my hand, ewww!
Did it sit on my face at night??? Ewwww....

Oh, my goodness "don´t look" - he will never say that again, I just GOT OUT over his body! LOL.

If I had known about all those bugs, I ´d never ever visited Australia (more to come).