Thursday, May 27, 2021

Infinitesimalrechnung

                      

Didn´t you love this at school, also...

Heeeeelp!!!! 

20+ years on and I STILL have no idea what to use it for .. and nearly fell asleep, watching this video (I didn´t make it to the end, but give it a go).

Are you into Infinitesimalrechnung and if so, please tell me HOW! WHY? X2?

Asked my math-teacher what I need this for.
 
"So you can study".
 
What a dumbhead. Statics? What for? Torture pupils???

You call this different, calculus, but I think for once our name nails it.... you can "calculate" into infinity.
I hence like to join The language theme again... 

To give you a laugh.
 He also was our swim-teacher. His bathing "suit" (Speedos, of course)  had a square / quadratic-pattern.
You know what happens to plain squares when you wear them on certain body parts?
He sure looked very manly. 🤣

We were like 16-17 -year olds.

Henry 🦁


... Kalle with the math-thingy - he would maybe know but sadly is long gone....
Are you with me or did you enjoy this?
 
I but barely managed.
But I did! 

P.S. "Gymnasium" in German is  not a gym but "a type of school with a strong emphasis on academic learning". (wiki) - it´s a school. Pffftbft! 
 
And in the "aftermath" I learned nothing useful!



35 comments:

River said...

I remember my dad speaking of the Gymnasium and didn't realise it was a school until mum told me later. I thought he was learning gymnastics.
I didn't stay in school long enough to do Calculus and I'm glad. I'm not smart enough to be working out any of that.

Iris Flavia said...

River, LOL!!!! A yoga-Dad maybe? 🤣
Glad I explained for others then!

Oh, you missed not a thing, in my eyes - I never needed this. Ever. Waste of time for me. (I still laugh imagining your Dad doing gymnastics! Cute!)

Bertiebo said...

Mathematics is abacadabra to me. I never understood any of it, and I wasn't interested. I don't know how I got through those four years of maths.

Iris Flavia said...

Bertiebo, I´m with you.
"Abacadabra" 🤣 Well said.

William Kendall said...

We were required to take math through grade ten. Algebra and calculus were introduced at that time. They are the reason I stopped taking math.

Tom said...

...school was always a struggle for me, I've learn more since those days. Some lessons were easy and some were hard.

Iris Flavia said...

William, sorry, you made me laugh. 13 stupid years over here...

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Tom, yes, we learned more after "school".

My name is Erika. said...

This is when math starting losing me. Gives me the chills. Smile. Hope its the good day!

Iris Flavia said...

Erika 🤣
So I am not alone! It´s a cold, windy, but good day, despite this!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh I did laugh Iris, especially at the thought of those Speedos 😀 They really are the worst. My brother in law used to wear them when they came swimming here, Aimee bought him a pair of long bathers for a Christmas present, he got the message 😉 I think I've forgotten most of what I learnt at school, now I learn from life, every day 💙

Iris Flavia said...

Grace, LOL!!!! Aimee is so cool 🤣🤣
Yes, I so agree, we learn from life, school was a waste of time after we learned the basics.

magiceye said...

Could never get along with dreaded mathematics.

Iris Flavia said...

Seems you´re all with me!

CJ Kennedy said...

I majored in English Language and Literature in uni. There was a good reason for that 😺 When I need Math, I ask Himself. As a chemist and Professor of Chemistry (he also taught high school math), he speaks math fluently.

Iris Flavia said...

Hubby, too, speaks math fluently - aren´t we lucky gals 😉
As in "for in case"! Hope that never comes up!

The Padre said...

Fantastic Post - Loving The Math Video - Applied Options In Ship Building And Printing Pressing Manufacturing - Way Before Computers Came On Board - And Speedos, Gotta Dig That Look - That Was My Attire From 1984 - 1997

Enjoy Your Weekend,
Cheers

Jeanie said...

All the things they taught us I barely use and all the things they should have taught (and were useful) they never did.

Ingo said...

I agree to "The Padre": If you speak math, you can talk in any language ;-) To learn English was my horror! ( Up to the date I talked with a native speaker)

Divers and Sundry said...

I never took calculus, but actually enjoyed the math I took in high school. I didn't continue it, though. It should count towards the foreign language requirement ;)

Iris Flavia said...

Padre, LOL. Another Speedo-guy! Cheers on that! Have two Uncles who wew ship-engineers, one even went over Bermuda-Triangle with a self-bought boat with wife and baby-daughter - trust in his own work!

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Jeanie, I´m SO with you!!!!

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Ingo, you two are so far the only ones here ;-)

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Divers and Sundry, I had to - there was no option to somehow avoid this.
"Pain...".

Shari Burke said...

I loved geometry, but not maths. I am definitely a humanities/social science kind of gal! Words, not numbers are my thing! 😃

Iris Flavia said...

I´m with you! 😀

Bill said...

I liked algebra but didn't understand geometry. I can add and substract and that seems to work for me these days so I'm happy with that. :) 14C with some rain.

Iris Flavia said...

Yupp, I agree, that´s enough,add and substract :-)
And calculate how much to tip... Need Ingo for that.

R's Rue said...

Math is not my favorite.

Spare Parts and Pics said...

I was a science major, so geometry, Algebra 1 and 2, trig, and then calculus were all required. I can honestly say I have used almost none of it, and have forgotten almost all I learned. I often wonder why schools require subjects that will likely never be used in the real world.

RedPat said...

It will rarely be used except by some specialist. Crazy!

River said...

I remember loving maths and especially geometry, but never algebra, that was the confusing part for me.

peppylady (Dora) said...

If you did calculus you did a higher math them me.
Coffee is on and stay safe

Iris Flavia said...

R's Rue, I wasn´t a fan, either.

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Spare Parts and Pics, it´s to torture, I´m pretty sure. So much nonesense, not much useful stuff.

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RePat, and I wonder what even they do with it - play?

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River, I think most was a waste of time...

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Dora, it was a waste...

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Yes, I learned calculus in high school, but I had trouble following what the guy was saying since it was in German only. I used calculus to study the area under the curve when COVID-19 first came on the scene. I was trying to predict the amount of surge we would see. However, I soon realized that the pandemic was reaching a rate of exponential proportion. And I did it through calculus, but I could have just watched the news to see how everything was exploding back then.

Iris Flavia said...

WHAT?! Why in German only?!
At least you found an idea what to do with it.

A math teacher teaching in German? Crazy.

Neet said...

Math was never my subject but my other half explained to me what this was all about. I appreciated it from an artistic point of view - ie it looks good, does that sound bad?
Hugs, Neet xx

Empire of the Cat said...

Ugh not my favourite subject but then the teachers were not very pleasant either so that has a lot to do with it lol. Elle xx

pearshapedcrafting said...

I really did used to irritate my maths teacher - never could see the point of learning some things! I eventually gave up on it! Hugs, Chrisx